" napoleon complex "

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1: A peronality complex that consists of power trips and false machismo to make up for short height and feelings of inferiority.

  * e.g.,  ... George Constanza felt inferior because of his height, but he didn't have much of a napoloeon complex. 

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1: The correct spelling for Napolean Complex, see for more.

  * e.g.,  ... Even though some n00bs can't spell it, they can still pronounce and define Napoleon Complex. 

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1: a debilitating, neurological disorder affecting only men from the tiny hamlet deep inside middle earth. this scenic little village is known as The Shire.

  * e.g.,  ... "Hey, check out Jodi's Drivers License, you can see his feet in the picture." 

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2: the napoleonic disorder might have connections dating back to the infamous "three-meter island" nuclear meltdown that nearly wiped out every hobbit in the shire. before the cataclysmic explosion the shire looked like a demilitarized zone in detroit in the 1980's. the hobbit population wasndropping at an alarming rate until the nuclear power plant meltdown that changed the landscape from ghetto to garden. and it ultimately caused an huge population spike that unmistakably saved the hobbit from extinction. of course no one could have known that the tallest hobbit to ever live since the nuclear fallout has been the ex-adult film star willow. since his public execution over 67% of all male hobbits have some symptoms of the napoleonic nature that warped and twisted every hobbit since then to be quite ornery and most are born dangerously close to near-autistic levels. this mutation can distort the hobbits frontal lobe, which curiously lies in their ample posterior. most hobbits afflicted by this will actually believe that he is in fact FOUR FEET tall and relevant. symptoms are exponentially compounded by the imbibing of ale and lager the smoking of pipe weed is the only known cure as it stabilizes the serotonin levels in the brain.

  * e.g.,  ... "Don't get him started--you know how his Napoleon Complex makes his wee-ass get!" 

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1: pertaining to a short unattractive person with a horrible temper

  * e.g.,  ... Sarah Brady was inclined to throw Annies african purse across the room due to her napoleon complex. This is why she threw a mirror at Julies forehead. 

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1: A backwoods term for a short white man who acts black, i.e. "Wigger". Napoleon complex (also Napoleon syndrome) describes a type of inferiority complex suffered by caucasian men who are short and/or suffer from erectile dysfunction. Characteristics include lying to inflate importance i.e. "I have a red corvette. It's in the shop right now.", sporting the "bling", recording rap songs, and using a "street name" on the internet i.e. "Quad XXX", "QuadrupleX", Eminem, Vanilla Ice.

  * e.g.,  ... Shit mang, that wigga is 4ft tall and said he bangs ho's like Brianna Banks. He gots da napoleon complex. 

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1: One of the greatest punk bands ever

  * e.g.,  ... "I saw napoleon complex last night and I got pregnant from they're bitchin' music!" 

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1: A short person who feels inferior because of their size. They tend to take it out on other people and thrive on power trips. Shouting at others, especially when they are in a position of power, is common. Side affects include short temper, power trips/power-hungriness, anger issues, and often a bad sense of humor.

  * e.g.,  ... Mr. Weissman (Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School) has the biggest Napoleon Complex ever...well, almost. He's the perfect example. Ask any of his students. 

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1: Short, Cocky, Hot tempered, arrogant, ignorant, attention whore, Especially when In a position of power.

  * e.g.,  ... PFC Douglas Eckert USMC has the worst case of Napoleon Complex i've ever seen . 

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1: Mark Van Vugt found evidence that when short males received clues that they were physically outcompete by other males, that a Napoleon complex tended to kick in. If that were true, couldn't a guy with a Napoleon complex just destroy the evidence of it by trying to outcompete another male opponent the same way? And wouldn't that make everything a little bit darker and more difficult to determine who had a Napoleon Complex and who didn't (male or female, since his study wasn't conducted on females) ?

  * e.g.,  ... Napoleon Complex is two words anybody can choose to describe anybody else with, regardless of their physical size, strength, ability, intelligence, or any other attribute. I can do it, you can do it, it's just talk. 

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1: Guys with small stature and penises so they try to make up for it by being an control freak asshole to everyone especially women but really in the end, all they succeed in is showing their inferiority complex. Example: Mark Phillippi

  * e.g.,  ... Napoleon Complex, Insecure, Short Man Syndrome, Asshole